精選英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑
Englishman
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一個(gè)英國(guó)人
一天晚上，一個(gè)英國(guó)人從他住的旅店房間里走出來(lái)。來(lái)到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來(lái)。服務(wù)員按他的要求做了。英國(guó)人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后 他又來(lái)到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國(guó)人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。 半小時(shí)之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問(wèn)問(wèn)房客要這些水干什么，英國(guó)人不謊不忙地回答：”沒(méi)什么.只不過(guò)是我的房間里起火了。“
a thank-you letter
"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"
"Yes, Mum."
"Your handwriting seems very large."
"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."
“你是在按照我說(shuō)的給爺爺寫(xiě)信感謝他嗎?”
“是的，媽媽。”
“你的字好象寫(xiě)得太大了。”
“嗯，爺爺?shù)亩洳缓茫晕覍?xiě)得大聲點(diǎn)兒。”
H2O
Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
老師：水的化學(xué)分子式是什么?
學(xué)生：HIJKLMNO。
老師：你在說(shuō)什么?
學(xué)生：你昨天說(shuō)的從H到O。
Bachelor
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克騎車(chē)摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護(hù)士問(wèn). "有!"杰克想了想說(shuō)，"我是個(gè)單身漢."
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