爆笑的英語笑話

爆笑的英語笑話

英語笑話之一

　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

　　A: By treading on his corn?

　　如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會生氣的;

　　而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。

英語笑話之二

　　A Woman Who Fell

　　It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.

　　Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however,she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?

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