英語幽默故事
Real Play
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."
逼真的戲劇
我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，并寫一篇評論。看了一場極為精彩的演出后，一名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致于我認為我自己是坐在家里的沙發上，從電視上看到的。”
A Fine Match
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
勢均力敵
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她沖出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點奶酪在里面，很快你就會逮住那只老鼠的。”
這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里，但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因為已經很晚了。于是，她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進了夾子。
令人稱奇的是，這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時，發現鼠夾里奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!
小學英語人稱代詞主格及賓格
人稱代詞分為主格和賓格，主格和賓格區別：主格和賓格漢語意思相同，但位置不同。
Eg:I(主格)"我"-- me (賓格)"我"
主格在陳述句中通常放句首，賓格通常放在動詞后或介詞后，也就是說賓格，不放在句首。
Eg :Ihave a new car.( I 主格) Excuse me (me 賓格) Iask him to go (him 賓格) They sit in front of me (me 賓格)
主格(8個)：I 我you你 he他 she她 it它 we 我們you 你們they他(她、它)們
賓格(8個)：me我 you你 him 他her她 it它 us我們 you你們 them他(她、它)們
小學英語名詞所有格語法
1、變法：在人名后面加's 記住： 's要譯成"的" eg : Lucy(名詞所有格)Lucy's
2、如果是2個或2個以上人的名詞所有格要在最后一個人名加's
Eg : Lilyand Lucy (名詞所有格)Lilyand Lucy'S
LilyLucy and Julia (名詞所有格)Lily Lucy and Julia's
3、以s結尾的名詞復數所有格在后面加'，eg:students'